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this my annual-every-8-months-blog.

this is the end.

so excited for dead island. mmm zombie games. nom nom nom.
took me a bit longer than everyone else, but i'm now officially addicted to plants vs zombies. thanks ana.

hmmm.
that's about it. i'm dying from hunger and i want to play gears of war, but who plays gears of war anymore? that's right, nobody. thus my friend doesn't own it and considering i'm at his house, i can't play it. woe is me.

downloaded a dragon age torrent.
i can't wait to virtually bang alistar. i'm enthralled.

justin bieber looks like a fucking lesbian. how can anyone like him? all he does is talk about is one love but i'm like "you're 12, you don't know what love is." and girls are CRAZY for him. him and miley cyrus should seriously crash on one of their private jets on some remote island inhabited by cannibals.

modern warfare 2 is getting lame.
everyones been playing fable 2.
i want a new rpg so bad. maybe i'll buy oblivion? i've always liked riding horses.

bioshock 2 was more like bioshock 1.5. visually stunning, fucking dumbass storyline.
fuck that game.

I WANT TO PLAY HEAVY RAIN SO BAD.
but i'm one of the less fortunate and don't own a ps3.
i like sex.

i have a headache. i need a new bra.

Haven't been active on Newgrounds lately. Figured I'd make a post while I was browsing the website.
Hmm let's see. It's almost November again, so I haven't made a post in almost a year. Not 21 yet, but one more year!

I'm awesome at Gears of War still, and I invite any and everyone one to challenge me to a shotgun battle. I will remain victorious. I had a boyfriend, we broke up cause he sucks. I don't know why I hate being in a relationship. Or why I love margaritas so much.

The Phillies are in the Playoffs! I stopped using myspace. I'm obsessed with Facebook. And I got my license suspended! Yay!

Pointless post, just wanted to say hi to myself.
So, hi myself.

the new update for the "new xbox 360" is mildly annoying. i enjoy the miis, i mean "avatars" but sheesh. ps3 much? i know we're trying to keep up the console wars, thus improving each gaming system but i kind of liked the old dashboard better. it's just too cutesy wutesy now. too much like wii meets ps3. but whatever. i just have to get used to it.

i'm very excited for the portal: still alive. but i can't get passed this one one challenge map. i think it's 13? the one with the box pass the lasers and electrofield and uhm, fucking closing automatic door. fuck portal man.

gears 2 is good, i beat it already. i kind of want to play left 4 dead now. haven't read or seen anything on it but if it's got zombies then count me in.

Exactly what age do you guys develop real balls and mature?

There's something moving in the kitchen..